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 Post subject: Car Names
PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:49 pm 
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Car Names:

AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
BMW-Big Money Works.
Brutal Money Waster.
Bimbette Motor Weapon.
Break My Window.
BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.
DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.
FIAT- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
Fix It All the Time.
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD - First On Race Day.
Forgive Our Research and Development
backwards: Driver Returned On Foot
Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
First On Rust and Deterioration.
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Found On Road, Dead.
Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
Found On Russian Dump.
GM- General Maintenance.
Great Mistake.
GMC- Garage Man's Companion.
Got A Mechanic Coming?.
HONDA: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again.
HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive...
MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
MOPAR: Made Of Putty And Rust / Mostly Old People And Rednecks
OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
PINTO - Put in new transmission often.
PONTIAC - Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.
SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back.
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Sorry Arsed Auto Builders.
TOYOTA Take Off Your Oversized Tires, A***ole
TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.
VW-Virtually Worthless.

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 Post subject: Re: Car Names
PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:10 am 
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Good one :banana:

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 Post subject: Re: Car Names
PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:50 pm 
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Makes you want to know why anyone would want to own a car! :yikes:

I've heard Pontiac's referred to as Ponchos but that may have been a sentimental name.

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