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| Author: | Bobt [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | What Do Auto Names Really Stand For? |
AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented. BMW-Big Money Works. * Brutal Money Waster. * Bimbette Motor Weapon. * Break My Window. BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer. CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips. * Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time. * Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time. *Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology. DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere. *Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere. *Dead or Dying Gas Eater. *Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express. FIAT- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. *Fix It All the Time. *Fix it again, Tony! FORD - First On Recall Day. *Fixed Or Repaired Daily. *First On Rust and Deterioration. *Fix Or Repair Daily. *Found On Road, Dead. *Fast Only Rolling Downhill. *Features O.J. and Ron's DNA. *Found On Russian Dump. GM- General Maintenance. * Great Mistake. * GMC- Garage Man's Companion. * Got A Mechanic Coming?. HONDA - Had One Never Did Again. HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along. OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind *Infuriatingly Late Everywhere. Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment. PINTO - Put in new transmission often. PONTIAC - Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac. SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back. *Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. *Sorry Arsed Auto Builders. TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto. VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. *Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners. VW-Virtually Worthless. |
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| Author: | silver64 [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:57 pm ] |
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Ford: Forgive Our Research and Development Ford backwards: Driver Returned On Foot Honda: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating Toyota: Take Off Your Oversized Tires, A***ole MOPAR: Made Of Putty And Rust / Mostly Old People And Rednecks |
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