Hi buddy. This is the guy in the 91 civic hatchback that you saw today. I was admiring your car at the redlight at Red Run and OM BLVD today. I was pretty impressed at how clean it looked. I also noticed the Mustang Club of Maryland tags you had on it. Then I realized the guy behind the wheel was a goof.
When the light turned green and I politely signalled I wanted to merge onto the onramp for 795 you decided it would be fun to try and block my path by speeding up and hanging your goofy head out the window and yelling God knows what about my little ricer car.
No biggie, I slid in behind you and went on my way. Hung with you pretty good when you got on it a little bit too didnt I.
I am going to assume you didnt like it very much when I passed you. I judge this by the way you kept trying to get back behind me and flashing your highbeams at anyone who got in your way. Not much traction when you have 500 HP and no throttle control huh?
You finally got back behind me at Frederick Road. I bet I surprised you a little huh. Why couldnt you keep up after that?? Some kind of traction control error or some other driving aid that failed to properly function I bet. Or maybe you just werent trying to? Well if you're gonna yell a bunch of BS at somebody you should at least give them a proper spanking. I'll be looking for you next time.
I'll wave goodbye again before I walk you too.
Nice car though!!! It's a shame you didnt want to learn how to drive it.
To the Mustang Club of Maryland:
I dont want this taken the wrong way. I actually LOVE mustangs, but you should be a little more selective of who you give the tags to, remember they are representing your club.